Rumor has it that this morning a small Leprechaun with a green mohawk roamed the canyons of Rockefeller Center hoping to snag some airtime on The Today Show. A leprechaun, the dictionary tells me, is a small mischievous sprite. That's a perfect description.
This kind of punked-up version of an Irish prankster, hoped to promote a 5K run this St. Patricks' Day in Oak Ridge. She had a sign to flash at the TV audience. At the bottom, she was kind enough to provide the website address for my newly posted site.
Everything was going according to plan until said Leprechaun, with entourage in tow, arrived at Rockefeller Center. The sprinting little spirit was determined to force The Today Show, into an unexpected direction.
But powerful social media forces had other plans. Over 10,000 screeching teenage girls had jammed into Rockefeller Center to make certain that The Today Show went in One Direction and one direction only. Over 10,000 vials of 16 year old estrogen cannot be ignored. Plans were abandoned. Green mohawks are powerful things, particularly with St. Pat's approaching, but 10,000 squealing girls??? There are limits to what even sprites can do when a hot new boy band comes to town.
I can't make this stuff up. At least she tried. Plenty of stories to tell at the 5K run on Saturday!
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